Attack of the unwanted fence painter!

Ok Saterday a old man stopped by Can I paint your fence, Now I would have done it my self but I just hadn't gotten around to buting the paint. Its a metal fence btw. I said well how much? Hes said $1.50 a foot. I said I'll have to speak to hubby and he left his # and left I never called so I figure he got the hint right? NO WAY he came the next day, I was in the middle of a set and no way I'm gonna have a fence debate when I can finish my workout. So I didn't answer the door kids playng and all he had to know I was home and he was being avoided right? NO WAY. He came by the following day (keep in mind this is a sweet looking old man) I said dose the price include the paint ? He said yes, said here is my number call my hubby after 4 pm. No he is off my back onto hubbys right? Well he called at 4:07pm ok well hubby isnt home yet so I'll have hubby call you. Well he came over AGAIN! Hubby thalked to him outside for a while and he left I was busy on the phone and such and we didn't discuss it, next morning I woke up and to my suprise hes painting the fence. I still feel sorry for the lil old man and when hubby got ome he informed me he told the old guy NO WTF are you kidding me? Who does this??? SO they paint ours and the neighbors (who also said no) and hubby goes out there and he says so you think you can pay me today?? WTF!!?!?!? Hubby was like I told you not to I really dont have the money today. So he said well... when you do pay me maybe you could tip me a little cause I had to buy and extra 5 gallons that I wasn't planning on!!!

WTF!!?!?! TIP?!?! Heres a tip, Don't paint fences when you are told no! DUH!!

Only in oklahoma!